Politically Incorrect Games for the Heartbroken
11 Feb, 2009, 4:09 pm IST | by Avinash Bali
In case you find yourself down and out on Valentine's Day, here's what you need to play.
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Ok so it’s Valentines Day and you don’t have a Valentine. Or let’s say your precious little (insert endearing term here) broke your heart into a thousand pieces, left you with nothing but a "Let’s just be friends" spiel. Now everywhere you glance, it’s VALENTINE’S DAY rubbed into your face. You’re hurting real bad, but you don’t want to do anything stupid, you know, because there are laws to be followed here. To mellow out some of the hate within you should just hit the gym or a punching bag multiple times but if you’re too lazy to indulge in some physical activity, here are a few games that may quell the beast within. Burnout Revenge This game right here is the BEST racing game ever made. It doesn’t take itself too seriously which means there're no slow turns or watching your speed or any of that sim crap. Floor the gas and just take everything down. Traffic in your path? Mow through it? Can’t out drive your opponents? Take them down and make them burn. Nothing’s quite as liberating and satisfying as ramming your car into your opponents and watching him fly straight into oncoming traffic only to erupt in a gigantic ball of flames. Revenge never felt this good. Postal 2 Yes I know this isn’t Game of the Year material but it does allow you to kill innocent bystanders (both male and female) in creative and entertaining ways, proving to be a valuable stress buster. Lop his/her head off with a shovel and then indulge in a game of catch with your dog or deliver a nice shock, courtesy of a Police Taser, or impale them with scissors (yes scissors) burn them alive only to pee on their burning bodies or just go the old fashioned way and shoot the crap out of them with a plethora of weapons. It’s senseless but at least it’ll entertain you for a couple of hours. |
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