NEWS /
Uwe's Got Them Bolls of Steel
14 Jun, 2006, 12:00 pm IST | by
Avinash Bali
|
Do you hate Uwe Boll so much you want to tear his head off? Well unless you're the Hulk, that's probably not going to happen, but what if I told you you could kick his ass? You're thinking there's no way that's happening right ... oh but wait, there is! You see, our man's so sick of being trashed by nearly everyone on the planet he's ready to fight back ... literally.
Towards the ending of filming the POSTAL movie, he's going to fly five of the most out spoken critics on the internet to Vancouver to "Put up or Shut Up". These five critics will be put up in hotel rooms, courtesy of Boll and will have an opportunity to go one on one against him in a Boxing Match. These five critics will have ten rounds to layeth the smack down on him and some of these matches will even find their way to the POSTAL movie.
"To be eligible you must be a critic who has posted on the internet or have written in magazines / newspapers at least two extremely negative articles in the year 2005. Critics of 2006 will not be considered. All challengers must be healthy males, weighing between 64 kilograms (140 lbs.) and 86 kilograms (190 lbs.). You will require to be physically examined by a doctor and sign the necessary release forms for liability, etc. You will not be paid or entitled to any residuals or fees. Your transportation & hotel costs will be covered."
It seems Quentin Tarantino and Roger Avary (Silent Hill, Pulp Fiction), two of Boll's harshest critics are likely contenders, so all you have to do is compete against around 5,00,000 billion people to make the list. To apply for this "Put up or Shut up" contest (well sort off), mail Boll at mailto:info@boll-kg.de
I think Uwe's under the assumption most critics are pasty, skinny little geeks who live in their parent's basement, and for his sake, I hope he's right.
|
Tags: Uwe Boll , POSTAL , Vancouver , Hulk , Quentin Tarantino , Roger Avary , Silent Hill , Pulp Fiction
Mixx
Facebook
Twitter
Digg
delicious
reddit
MySpace
StumbleUpon
LinkedIn
Uwe Boll Continues to Massacre Video Games
BloodRayne 2 Casting Begins
House of the Dead 3 (HotD) movie in the pipelines
Say Halo to Master Chief" in 2008?
Fear Effect Movie
Driver movie to get assembled soon
Leaked Images, Availability, Pricing,
Specs, Pre-order
Karbonn officially launches the A9 Android smartphone
14 May, 2012, 06:14 PM IST
Supreme Court website hacked in response to TPB, Vimeo block
17 May, 2012, 04:46 PM IST
Sony Xperia P up for pre-order on Infibeam, launching on 25 May
19 May, 2012, 04:32 PM IST
Samsung Galaxy S III pops up on eBay India for Rs. 44,770
22 May, 2012, 11:19 AM IST
16 May, 2012, 11:57 AM IST
The latest "should they-shouldn't they" event with Facebook is the lift of the minimu...
Creative Sound Blaster Recon3D Fatal1ty Champion Review
26 May, 2012, 04:13 PM IST
6.0
Back in the day when audio solutions weren’t integrated into motherboards, people had to go out and buy their own sound cards. They were large
Asus Eee Pad Transformer Prime TF201 Review
Portable Wi-Fi Drives for your smartphone
Fed up of the limited storage on your mobile device? Here are some devices
Top 5 potential Gmail alternatives
Google’s Gmail service is arguably the most advanced and feature-packed...
Five ways to beat the petrol hike
Petrol prices went up by a considerable amount post Wednesday, and this...
By Karan Shah
SpaceX's Dragon capsule locks up to the ISS
26 May, 2012, 04:18 PM IST
In a moment that is nothing short of being historic, SpaceX’s Dragon capsule has, according to NASA reports ...
Microsoft VP talks about Ballmer's new tech - an 80-inch touchscreen
Cisco won't invest in their Android tablet for businesses
Yahoo! shuts down Livestand 6 months after launch
Giant radio telescope gets split location
776 views
_011517074205_160x90.jpg "Epson Stylus Photo R3000")
Sony to roll-out ICS update next week,...
BlackBerry Curve 9320 announced in India...
Microsoft VP talks about Ballmer's...
Cisco won't invest in their Android...
About Us | Site Profile | Tech2 Team | IBNLive News | IBNLive Hindi News | Cricket News | Indian Stock Market | Policy | T & C
Copyright © 2011, Tech2.com India - A Network 18 India Venture
