Play with Hilary Duff... In Sims 2: Pets

Barely legal teeny bopper celebrity Hilary Duff has finally decided to add video games to her resume as she's all set to make her virtual debut in the upcoming Sims 2 expansion pack: Pets (you were maybe expecting an FPS?). Duff is not making that transition alone; she'll be accompanied by her pet Chihuahua, Lola (is it mandatory for all teeny boppers to have Chihuahuas as pets?) and the expansion will be hitting stores on the 17th of October.

"I've logged hundreds of hours playing The Sims games, so I jumped at the chance to be in The Sims 2 Pets," said Duff. "I love creating Sims characters and guiding them through life, designing their houses and then blinging (yeah, she's gangsta all right) them out with cool furniture. Now, in The Sims 2 Pets, EA has combined two things I really enjoy—pets and The Sims!"

/Stabs self in the face.